THE HELL ARE YOU PLAYING AT FLORIDA

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11/19/2014 at 07:53 • Filed to: None

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I DIDN'T MOVE DOWN HERE FOR THIS CRAP


DISCUSSION (17)


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > PS9
11/19/2014 at 08:04

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Kinja'd!!! mcseanerson > PS9
11/19/2014 at 08:08

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The best part about Florida? No fall or spring, so you're rushed straight from 90+ temps into 60- temps and you feel like you're freezing to death because you've had no time to adjust.


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > mcseanerson
11/19/2014 at 08:11

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And because the humidity is so high that it feels 20 degrees colder than it really is.


Kinja'd!!! mcseanerson > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
11/19/2014 at 08:13

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Yeah I moved to Ohio to get away from Florida and I'm honestly happier with the change up that preps me for winter and summer.


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > mcseanerson
11/19/2014 at 08:19

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I'm usually in New York at least two or three times per year, and I never feel as cold up there when it's actually freezing as I do down here once it drops below 60. Don't get me wrong, I'll take what I can get after the last nine months of summer and the longest stretch above 90 that my are has ever seen, but it's still annoying.


Kinja'd!!! Chris Clarke > PS9
11/19/2014 at 08:19

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Global warming.


Kinja'd!!! bkempert > Chris Clarke
11/19/2014 at 08:27

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/sarcasm

^ You forgot that. Please tell me you forgot that. Please tell me you don't honestly believe that, because it's cold WHERE YOU ARE, global warming is untrue. Please.


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > PS9
11/19/2014 at 08:29

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I have a feeling Buffalo would not appreciate your complaint right now


Kinja'd!!! Ravey Mayvey Slurpee Surprise > PS9
11/19/2014 at 08:40

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http://www.theweathernetwork.com/weather/canada…

We'll trade you.


Kinja'd!!! NervesOfThrill > PS9
11/19/2014 at 08:55

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It sucks, and is still better than the snow I had up to my ass before. Summer tires year round=joy.


Kinja'd!!! this is not matt farah's foxbodymiata > PS9
11/19/2014 at 09:20

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It's dark. You see a tall office chair at the far end of the room, it's back toward you.

Suddenly a light clicks on in the corner, and the chair starts to swivel slowly around. It's Florida Man !

There's a baby alligator in his lap, and he's slowly stroking it.

"Yes," he says with an evil chuckle "yes, goooood, let the irony of the Sunshine State consume you. Joiiiin us."

*Maniacal laughter ensues*

-fade to black-


Kinja'd!!! Chris Clarke > bkempert
11/19/2014 at 09:27

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Please tell me you don't honestly believe that, because it's hot WHERE YOU ARE, global cooling is untrue. Please. /devilsadvocate


Kinja'd!!! bkempert > Chris Clarke
11/19/2014 at 10:01

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Touche


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > PS9
11/19/2014 at 15:10

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let me warm it up for you


Kinja'd!!! Captain of the Enterprise > mcseanerson
11/19/2014 at 15:12

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That is pretty rough

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http://www.weather.com/news/commuter-…


Kinja'd!!! Rock Bottom > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
11/19/2014 at 15:15

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Glad to see this little guy is still in circulation.


Kinja'd!!! mcseanerson > Captain of the Enterprise
11/19/2014 at 16:00

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Lake effect is no joke. That's why I live in southern Ohio.